seal of approval?

With the previous post being a witch flying headlong into a tree 

I thought it best to get some violence out of the way.

Now I am pretty sure that 

the poor seal had been swimming about 

and minding his own business and, 

not having read his horrorscope,

 was not fully prepared for the fact 

that he is about to be devoured

I mean,

how do you prepare for that?

But the shark only sees

lunch or dinner

and then it could be linner

or dunch

or perhaps it is lunch or supper

and then it could be sunch

or maybe lupper.