Big Bang

One of my favourite current television shows is Big Bang Theroy.

Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man.

Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it? 

 And one of my favourite characters is Sheldon Cooper. 

A genius sort that confounds the mind. Played brilliantly by Jim Parsons. 

Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, 

would you want me to tell you?

Sheldon: That depends. When I learn that I'm a robot, 

will I be able to handle it?

Howard: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.

Sheldon: Uh, let me ask you this: when I learn that I'm a robot,

 would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics? 

Raj: You might be bound by them right now.

Howard: That's true. Have you ever harmed a human being, 

or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?

Sheldon: Of course not.

Raj: Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed 

except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?

Sheldon: Well, no.

Howard: I smell robot. 

Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

 

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for 'soup' 

tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not 'soup'; it's 'courage'.
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage 

to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.

 Sheldon: I am the proud owner of WilWheatonStinks.com, .net and .org!

 

 *After getting a spare in the bowling match*  

Sheldon: THANK YOU JESUS!!! ... as my mother would say.

 Leonard: Do you think we can outrun him? 
Sheldon: I don't need to outrun him, I just need to outrun you.