I know, I can't sing, but that didn't stop me.
When Jeffrey was living with us he left the toilet seat up
and in the middle of the night I fell in.
The song was sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire.
I made up my own words.
The band tried to keep up but I was on fire.
Well, I think I was smokin' good.
Well maybe I was just smokin'.
With sincere apologies to those who had to listen......
I fell into the toilet when Jeff left the seat up.
I went down, down, down and the water went higher.
And I splashed, splashed, splashed,
there in the bowl, there in the bowl, there in the bowl.
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