I know I am

I am a genius. Trouble is that most people can't recognise my geniusology.
See I can even make up my own words. How genius it that?

Years ago I came up with the idea that we should have velcro walls in public places and these walls should be available to hang cranky children until we wanted them back. At the mall...at church...at the grocery store... The possibilities are endless. I am sure that kids would love to just hang there and we won't have to worry about where they are. Seems like a great solution to a tricky problem.

It seems I am not the only one with good ideas.

This one is a little odd but I am willing to try it on the next cranky kid at the store.